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ONE- Spell your name without vowels:
Hthr
TWO - Are you single?:
yes
THREE - What's your favorite number?:
24
FOUR - What color do you wear most?:
black because i'm a goth fag lolz
FIVE - Least favorite color?:
brown
SIX - Favorite candy?
reese's
SEVEN - What do you smoke?:
air
EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now?:
meh
NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?:
other than my mom i've never seen someone who looks just like me.
TEN - What is your favorite class in school?:
i don't know
ELEVEN - Do you shop at Hollister/DC/Bluenotes?:
i don't know what those are so i'm going with no.
TWELVE - How do you make money?:
corner *cough* i mean working
THIRTEEN - Who is your best friend?:
online;
people who live..... no really.....
FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school?
at a school
FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing?:
no.
SIXTEEN - One word to describe you?:
?
SEVENTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes?:
hightops
EIGHTEEN - Do you own big sunglasses?:
no
NINETEEN - Where do you wish you were right now?:
i don't know
TWENTY - What should you be doing right now?:
homework
TWENTY ONE - Do you have a crush on anyone right now?:
no
Honestly, what's on your mind right now?:
this test thing
Honestly, what are you doing right now?:
this test
Honestly, have you done something bad today?:
no
Honestly, do you watch Disney Channel?:
no
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?:
dad
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?:
no.
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?:
some bitchs at school
Honestly, do you bite your nails?:
use to.
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?:
yes.
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now?:
AAALLLLLLLLWAYS.
Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?:
no.
Can you blow a bubble?:
yes
Can you dance?:
no
Can you do a cart wheel?:
NOPE
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?:
noes
Can you wiggle your ears?:
no
Can you wiggle your nose?:
yes
Can you roll your tongue?:
yes.
Can you make a clover with your tongue?:
what?
What do you do when you're mad?:
cry. always cry. such a wuss.
What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?:
cry.
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?:
yes
Ever really cried your heart out?:
yeah
Ever cried yourself to sleep?:
no
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?:
almost
Ever cried over the opposite sex?:
yes
Ever cried over the same sex?:
yes
Do you cry when you get an injury?:
not anymore. just laugh
Do certain songs make you cry?:
like a baby
Do certain movies make you cry?:
no
Ever cried from reading a book?:
oh yeah
Are you usually a happy person?:
eeeehhhhhhhhh.....
What makes you the happiest?:
stuff
Does being with your friends make you happy?:
sometimes (most the time)
Do you believe in yourself?:
no. not really
Do you wish you were happier?:
no, it might be weird
Is being happy overrated?:
what is happeh?!?
Can music make you happy?:
sometimes
How many times have you had your heart broken?:
alot
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?:
no
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said 'I love you'?:
no. they barely say it to me
Do you actually hate anyone?:
yes
Have you ever been on a hit list?:
yes.
Are you a mean bully?:
sometimes.
Do you hate George Bush?:
i don't care. what's done is done.
Is your self-esteem extremely low?:
incredibly low
Do you think you're good looking?:
no
Do you wish you could be someone else?:
no, i don't know how to be anyone but myself
What is your current hair color?:
brown
What is your eye color?:
blue green
What is your skin tone?:
forever pale.
Current piercings?:
none
Have any tattoos?:
fake ones
Straight hair or curly?:
curly ffffff
What shirt are you wearing?:
just black
Necklace(s)?:
to many
Shoes?:
none
Hugged someone?:
yeah
Been on the phone until the sun came up?:
no.
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?:
no
Laughed so hard you cried?:
yes
Got in a fight with someone?:
yeah
Person you talked to in person?:
dad
Person you talked to online?:
i have no idea
Person you hugged?:
i don't remember people hugging bk.
Do you like surveys?:
sometimes
Do you get along with your parents?:
sometimes
Do you have mental breakdowns?:
no
Current mood:
ok
Current music:
none
Current hair style:
down
Current crush:
none
Current thing I ought to be doing:
homeworks
Current windows open:
deviantART
Current desktop picture:
nature
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?:
no
Did you ever run away from home?:
yes
Did you ever want to be a doctor?:
no
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?:
no
Do you know how to swim?:
yes
Do you like roller coasters?:
no
Do you own a bike?:
yes
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?:
no
Does hair loss run in your family at all?:
nope
Does your car get good gas mileage?:
3 do, 1 doesn't
Does your family have family picnics?:
no
Have you ever been on a plane?:
yes
Have you ever been to the ocean?:
yes
Have you ever painted your nails?:
yes
How tall are you?:
5"1
30 dollars
Last person you hung out with?:
corey
Last thing someone said to you?:
"i'll be home at midnight"
Last thing you said sang out loud?:
i don't remember
What are you listening to?:
two and a half men
What is the weather outside?:
dark
What radio station do you listen to?:
nome
What was the last restaurant you ate at?:
i don't remember
What was the last thing you had to drink?:
water
What was the last movie you watched?:
i don't know
Hthr
TWO - Are you single?:
yes
THREE - What's your favorite number?:
24
FOUR - What color do you wear most?:
black because i'm a goth fag lolz
FIVE - Least favorite color?:
brown
SIX - Favorite candy?
reese's
SEVEN - What do you smoke?:
air
EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now?:
meh
NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?:
other than my mom i've never seen someone who looks just like me.
TEN - What is your favorite class in school?:
i don't know
ELEVEN - Do you shop at Hollister/DC/Bluenotes?:
i don't know what those are so i'm going with no.
TWELVE - How do you make money?:
corner *cough* i mean working
THIRTEEN - Who is your best friend?:
online;
people who live..... no really.....
FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school?
at a school
FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing?:
no.
SIXTEEN - One word to describe you?:
?
SEVENTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes?:
hightops
EIGHTEEN - Do you own big sunglasses?:
no
NINETEEN - Where do you wish you were right now?:
i don't know
TWENTY - What should you be doing right now?:
homework
TWENTY ONE - Do you have a crush on anyone right now?:
no
Honestly, what's on your mind right now?:
this test thing
Honestly, what are you doing right now?:
this test
Honestly, have you done something bad today?:
no
Honestly, do you watch Disney Channel?:
no
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?:
dad
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?:
no.
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?:
some bitchs at school
Honestly, do you bite your nails?:
use to.
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?:
yes.
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now?:
AAALLLLLLLLWAYS.
Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?:
no.
Can you blow a bubble?:
yes
Can you dance?:
no
Can you do a cart wheel?:
NOPE
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?:
noes
Can you wiggle your ears?:
no
Can you wiggle your nose?:
yes
Can you roll your tongue?:
yes.
Can you make a clover with your tongue?:
what?
What do you do when you're mad?:
cry. always cry. such a wuss.
What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?:
cry.
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?:
yes
Ever really cried your heart out?:
yeah
Ever cried yourself to sleep?:
no
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?:
almost
Ever cried over the opposite sex?:
yes
Ever cried over the same sex?:
yes
Do you cry when you get an injury?:
not anymore. just laugh
Do certain songs make you cry?:
like a baby
Do certain movies make you cry?:
no
Ever cried from reading a book?:
oh yeah
Are you usually a happy person?:
eeeehhhhhhhhh.....
What makes you the happiest?:
stuff
Does being with your friends make you happy?:
sometimes (most the time)
Do you believe in yourself?:
no. not really
Do you wish you were happier?:
no, it might be weird
Is being happy overrated?:
what is happeh?!?
Can music make you happy?:
sometimes
How many times have you had your heart broken?:
alot
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?:
no
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said 'I love you'?:
no. they barely say it to me
Do you actually hate anyone?:
yes
Have you ever been on a hit list?:
yes.
Are you a mean bully?:
sometimes.
Do you hate George Bush?:
i don't care. what's done is done.
Is your self-esteem extremely low?:
incredibly low
Do you think you're good looking?:
no
Do you wish you could be someone else?:
no, i don't know how to be anyone but myself
What is your current hair color?:
brown
What is your eye color?:
blue green
What is your skin tone?:
forever pale.
Current piercings?:
none
Have any tattoos?:
fake ones
Straight hair or curly?:
curly ffffff
What shirt are you wearing?:
just black
Necklace(s)?:
to many
Shoes?:
none
Hugged someone?:
yeah
Been on the phone until the sun came up?:
no.
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?:
no
Laughed so hard you cried?:
yes
Got in a fight with someone?:
yeah
Person you talked to in person?:
dad
Person you talked to online?:
i have no idea
Person you hugged?:
i don't remember people hugging bk.
Do you like surveys?:
sometimes
Do you get along with your parents?:
sometimes
Do you have mental breakdowns?:
no
Current mood:
ok
Current music:
none
Current hair style:
down
Current crush:
none
Current thing I ought to be doing:
homeworks
Current windows open:
deviantART
Current desktop picture:
nature
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?:
no
Did you ever run away from home?:
yes
Did you ever want to be a doctor?:
no
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?:
no
Do you know how to swim?:
yes
Do you like roller coasters?:
no
Do you own a bike?:
yes
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?:
no
Does hair loss run in your family at all?:
nope
Does your car get good gas mileage?:
3 do, 1 doesn't
Does your family have family picnics?:
no
Have you ever been on a plane?:
yes
Have you ever been to the ocean?:
yes
Have you ever painted your nails?:
yes
How tall are you?:
5"1
30 dollars
Last person you hung out with?:
corey
Last thing someone said to you?:
"i'll be home at midnight"
Last thing you said sang out loud?:
i don't remember
What are you listening to?:
two and a half men
What is the weather outside?:
dark
What radio station do you listen to?:
nome
What was the last restaurant you ate at?:
i don't remember
What was the last thing you had to drink?:
water
What was the last movie you watched?:
i don't know
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Devious Journal Entry
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Black bears are scary.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
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'I'm Flammable'.
7 min read
[X] - You like cheese.
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[X] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[ ] - You have farted today.
[X] - You have choked on something.
[ ] - You are a writer.
[ ] - You smoke.
[X] - You like to swim.
[ ] - You have farted more than once today.
[X] - You like ice cream.
TOTAL SO FAR = 5
[X] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[ ] - You are an only child.
[X] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[X] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[X] - You like jewelry.
[ ] - Your favorite music genre is rock.
TOTAL SO FAR = 9
[X] - You weigh more than 140 lbs. (....)
[X] - You like pirates.
[ ] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
TOTAL SO FAR = 11
[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] - You have a job.
[X] - You live with your parents.
[X] - You like to eat eggs.
[ ] - You have a religion.
[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.
TOTAL SO FAR = 13
[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[X] - You have eaten something odd before.
[ ] - You are bad at math.
[X] - You love electronics.
[X] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[X] - You cuss a lot.
[X] - You believe in aliens
[ ] - You play video games.
[X] - You have low self-esteem.
[X] - You carry a purse backpack.
TOTAL SO FAR = 20
[X] - You like flowers.
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[ ] - You have used tarot before.
[X] - You believe in ghosts.
[X] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight. (hasn't everyone?)
TOTAL SO FAR = 23
[X] - You like fire.
[X] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[ ] - You have a high school diploma.
[X] - You live in America.
[X] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[ ] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] - You sleep in the nude.
[ ] - You will tag people to do this.
TOTAL SO FAR = 27
[ ] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[X] - You own a stuffed animal.
[X] - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[X] - You have a fetish for something.
[X] - You fidget a lot.
[X] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[X] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[X] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[X] - You have a brother.
TOTAL SO FAR = 35
[ ] - You can cook well.
[X] - You like to party.
[X] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[X] - You have crossed paths with a black cat. (When a black cat crosses your path it means that there is a cat going somewhere)
[ ] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[X] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[ ] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[X] - You have run away from something.
[ ] - You have watched the movie: Sonic OVA
TOTAL SO FAR = 40
[ ] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[X] - You have done an odd experiment.
[X] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[X] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[X] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[X] - Your hair is brown. Natural color.
[ ] - You love to eat candy.
TOTAL SO FAR = 45
[X] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[X] - You love cats.
[X] - You have a quirky personality.
[ ] - You are a coffee addict.
[ ] - You live near a body of water.
[X] - You have had a toothache.
[ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[ ] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[X] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".
TOTAL SO FAR = 49
Find your score & re-post this titled as "I'm _______". (Put your answer in the blank.)
0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = PedoPhile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[X] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[ ] - You have farted today.
[X] - You have choked on something.
[ ] - You are a writer.
[ ] - You smoke.
[X] - You like to swim.
[ ] - You have farted more than once today.
[X] - You like ice cream.
TOTAL SO FAR = 5
[X] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[ ] - You are an only child.
[X] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[X] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[X] - You like jewelry.
[ ] - Your favorite music genre is rock.
TOTAL SO FAR = 9
[X] - You weigh more than 140 lbs. (....)
[X] - You like pirates.
[ ] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
TOTAL SO FAR = 11
[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] - You have a job.
[X] - You live with your parents.
[X] - You like to eat eggs.
[ ] - You have a religion.
[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.
TOTAL SO FAR = 13
[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[X] - You have eaten something odd before.
[ ] - You are bad at math.
[X] - You love electronics.
[X] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[X] - You cuss a lot.
[X] - You believe in aliens
[ ] - You play video games.
[X] - You have low self-esteem.
[X] - You carry a purse backpack.
TOTAL SO FAR = 20
[X] - You like flowers.
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[ ] - You have used tarot before.
[X] - You believe in ghosts.
[X] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight. (hasn't everyone?)
TOTAL SO FAR = 23
[X] - You like fire.
[X] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[ ] - You have a high school diploma.
[X] - You live in America.
[X] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[ ] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] - You sleep in the nude.
[ ] - You will tag people to do this.
TOTAL SO FAR = 27
[ ] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[X] - You own a stuffed animal.
[X] - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[X] - You have a fetish for something.
[X] - You fidget a lot.
[X] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[X] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[X] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[X] - You have a brother.
TOTAL SO FAR = 35
[ ] - You can cook well.
[X] - You like to party.
[X] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[X] - You have crossed paths with a black cat. (When a black cat crosses your path it means that there is a cat going somewhere)
[ ] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[X] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[ ] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[X] - You have run away from something.
[ ] - You have watched the movie: Sonic OVA
TOTAL SO FAR = 40
[ ] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[X] - You have done an odd experiment.
[X] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[X] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[X] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[X] - Your hair is brown. Natural color.
[ ] - You love to eat candy.
TOTAL SO FAR = 45
[X] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[X] - You love cats.
[X] - You have a quirky personality.
[ ] - You are a coffee addict.
[ ] - You live near a body of water.
[X] - You have had a toothache.
[ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[ ] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[X] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".
TOTAL SO FAR = 49
Find your score & re-post this titled as "I'm _______". (Put your answer in the blank.)
0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = PedoPhile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity
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I Tag all of you to do this.
2 min read
That's right. All of you
1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Heather Marie P******** < you might be able to figure out my last name after this.
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Heaizzle < how on earth would you pronounce that?
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Black crow < so creative
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Pathe < so I'd be called path. I'm sure the e would be silent.
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Blue-green cola < sounds awesome
6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
Etmaerson < 'it meir sun' maybe?
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
Louisa David < lol
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black B.J < oh yeah getting freaky here
9. NINJA NAME: (First two letters of your first name added with Ruto)
Heruto < what?
10. PIRATE NAME: (Your middle name after the word Captain)
Captain Marie < that kinda sucks.
1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Heather Marie P******** < you might be able to figure out my last name after this.
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Heaizzle < how on earth would you pronounce that?
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Black crow < so creative
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Pathe < so I'd be called path. I'm sure the e would be silent.
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Blue-green cola < sounds awesome
6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
Etmaerson < 'it meir sun' maybe?
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
Louisa David < lol
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black B.J < oh yeah getting freaky here
9. NINJA NAME: (First two letters of your first name added with Ruto)
Heruto < what?
10. PIRATE NAME: (Your middle name after the word Captain)
Captain Marie < that kinda sucks.
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Why do i do this to myself?
4 min read
I've got to do 30 facts about me.
F!@#ing Rules:
1. Post these rules
2. Each tagged person must post ten facts about themselves on their journal
3. Choose ten friends and put their icon on the same page
4. Go to their page and send a message saying you tagged them
5. NO TAGBACKS
1. My name is Heather D< that's right we breed underground.
2. People think I'm funny. I don't know why because most of the time i don't try to be.
3. I panic to much.
4. I lose everything. EVERYTHING. i lost my folders for school for 2 weeks and turned out they were right next to my bed under my blanket.
5. i spent the night in jail because my mom worked there during hurricane Isabel 2003. It was used as a shelter for the workers.
6. When i first moved to this northern state, my one friend got so pissed at me talking in my southern accent and was completely hellbent on "Correcting me" on my "Bad Grammer" and "pronouncing of words" While my other friends thought it was cute. One day the pissed friend was saying "So i was wrashing my clothes last night" and i asked her how many r's are in WASH. she never corrected me again.
7. my first friend in my current state was made by asking "How was your summer?" and she awnsered "It fucking sucked" we have been friends ever since
8. i wish i could talk to one of my old friends from last year, but i can't even say hi when I'm around her.
9. i got Cleverbot to admit he was a robot by telling it if it doesn't i'll rape it. norlly.
10. I'm going to Busch Gardens in Tampa, Florida this summer.
11. I have a collection of Lollipops. 21 and counting.
12. Unlike most people, i love my cell phone.
13. my nails always have to be 2 colors.
14. I want's a scanner dammit.
15. i listen to music all the time, and when i can't I'm unaffected.
16. I have a rubber light up glow worm.
17. I'm going to try and convence my friend Corey to teach me about cars v.v cuase when he and his girlfriend are talking about it i feel dumb.
18. I often feel left out. Even when i know i'm not my brain somehow convences myself i am
19. i can't spell
20. I like to laugh. I even laugh when i'm in pain, never fails.
21. when i screw something up i tend to swear.
22. My cap lock button only works half the time.
23. I have a whole folder of dA artist works i have collected. I just like looking at them when i'm sad
24. I like Dr. Pepper and Coke. I don't like Pepsi but i think it smells nice.
25. i have 4 mirrors in my room, but i only use one.
26. I hate it when battery's die.
27. I was trying to make a fire with my dad and i used old shredded up notes as timber because it was winter.
28. i love the smell of methol and winter green
29. I have a dragon that when i burn and inscent cone inside the smoke comes out of it's mouth.
30. for my April fools day prank i covered my house with stickie notes with "Please use other door" "Out of order" "Do not touch object. Danger of melting" and things of that nature.
i tag who ever want to do this.
F!@#ing Rules:
1. Post these rules
2. Each tagged person must post ten facts about themselves on their journal
3. Choose ten friends and put their icon on the same page
4. Go to their page and send a message saying you tagged them
5. NO TAGBACKS
1. My name is Heather D< that's right we breed underground.
2. People think I'm funny. I don't know why because most of the time i don't try to be.
3. I panic to much.
4. I lose everything. EVERYTHING. i lost my folders for school for 2 weeks and turned out they were right next to my bed under my blanket.
5. i spent the night in jail because my mom worked there during hurricane Isabel 2003. It was used as a shelter for the workers.
6. When i first moved to this northern state, my one friend got so pissed at me talking in my southern accent and was completely hellbent on "Correcting me" on my "Bad Grammer" and "pronouncing of words" While my other friends thought it was cute. One day the pissed friend was saying "So i was wrashing my clothes last night" and i asked her how many r's are in WASH. she never corrected me again.
7. my first friend in my current state was made by asking "How was your summer?" and she awnsered "It fucking sucked" we have been friends ever since
8. i wish i could talk to one of my old friends from last year, but i can't even say hi when I'm around her.
9. i got Cleverbot to admit he was a robot by telling it if it doesn't i'll rape it. norlly.
10. I'm going to Busch Gardens in Tampa, Florida this summer.
11. I have a collection of Lollipops. 21 and counting.
12. Unlike most people, i love my cell phone.
13. my nails always have to be 2 colors.
14. I want's a scanner dammit.
15. i listen to music all the time, and when i can't I'm unaffected.
16. I have a rubber light up glow worm.
17. I'm going to try and convence my friend Corey to teach me about cars v.v cuase when he and his girlfriend are talking about it i feel dumb.
18. I often feel left out. Even when i know i'm not my brain somehow convences myself i am
19. i can't spell
20. I like to laugh. I even laugh when i'm in pain, never fails.
21. when i screw something up i tend to swear.
22. My cap lock button only works half the time.
23. I have a whole folder of dA artist works i have collected. I just like looking at them when i'm sad
24. I like Dr. Pepper and Coke. I don't like Pepsi but i think it smells nice.
25. i have 4 mirrors in my room, but i only use one.
26. I hate it when battery's die.
27. I was trying to make a fire with my dad and i used old shredded up notes as timber because it was winter.
28. i love the smell of methol and winter green
29. I have a dragon that when i burn and inscent cone inside the smoke comes out of it's mouth.
30. for my April fools day prank i covered my house with stickie notes with "Please use other door" "Out of order" "Do not touch object. Danger of melting" and things of that nature.
i tag who ever want to do this.
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